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- Watching: His Name was Jason
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- Eating: TIME
- Drinking: Water!!!!
Warning: Possible Spoilers Ahead! You've been warned!
Forever's Log: 62609.1
Just got home from Watching the new "Friday The 13th part Remake" just a couple of hours ago and I must say it wasn't all that bad. I do have some things I have to call McBullshit on. More on that later.
The Plot goes something like this:
Crystal Lake
Friday the 13th 1980.
Major Kira is taking a vacation from Deep Space Nine, suddenly snaps and starts killing camp counselors until she confronts the last one. As Kira is rambling on about how neglect from the Horny Counselors led to the drowning of her son Jason, The Final Girl chops off her head. (Sisko's going to be Pissed!!!!) All this happens in front of a young and very much alive Jason. (This Takes place in the first 2 minutes of the Movie)
Fast Forward 30 years: After we get 20 minutes Plot, Exposition and Killings, we fast forward again 6 more weeks!
Sam Winchester (without his brother Dean who died and went to Hell called "My Bloody Valentine.....in 3D") goes looking for his missing sister who went missing 6 weeks prior (Sam and Dean have a sister?). He bumps into Trent (the douche bag from "Transformers" who wouldn't let Megan Fox drive his truck in that film) and his friends: The Chick from "SkyHigh", Owen Wilson, Two Hot BLONDES, Chris Brown and Chewbacca the Wookie, who are going to a lake house for some Sex, Drugs and Liquor Debauchery.............................Until Jason Voorhees shows up and starts to lay the Slasher Smackdown on them!!!!
The Good:
-Story aspects of the first 4 Friday movies incorporated into the film. You'd really need to see those films to know what They Are. Plus some "Easter Eggs".
-If you're a fan of "Supernatural", this is the closest to seeing the Winchesters do battle with Jason. The only one missing is Dean Winchester and the Impala!
-Jason is a much more cunning and dangerous killing machine. It also helps that he's Human in this story. I think he's scary again. Jason even starts off with the sack on his head (From Part 2) and they show how he gets the trademark Hockey Mask. (which he gets in Part 3)
-The kills go from standard hack-n-slash to extremely gruesome. Two people in particular get the most horrible deaths that actually made me feel really bad for these characters. One almost borderline on Torture Porn which I am not a big fan of.
-Just as important, there is a LOT of Nudity and SEX in this movie!!!! Which you kinda need in a Friday Movie!
The Bad:
-One particular Kill that bordered on "Torture Porn" It took the "Sleeping Bag" death from part 7 to a whole new Degree.
-No Dean Winchester or the Impala!!!!
-There is absolutely no way in the universe that Jason would ever, EVER take a Prisoner! Regardless of the Circumstances.
-Not enough Ki, Ki, Ki, Ma, Ma, Ma. This is Jason's Theme song for crying out loud!!! Not to mention the score didn't sound like a Friday film.
-When did Jason become a grower of Marijuana? More importantly, when did he get a degree in Electrical Engineering?
Over All the movie didn't disappoint. Go Check it out. It's good for what it is.
What are you waiting for? CHECK IT OUT NOW!!!!
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YOU'RE STILL READING THIS?!!!!
ENOUGH McBULLSHIT ALREADY!!!! GO SEE THIS MOVIE!!!!
-T