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Epic FAILURE!

Thu Apr 30, 2009, 11:08 PM
  • Mood: Contempt
  • Listening to: Captain Kirk Classic kick some Ass!!!!
  • Reading: Playboy
  • Watching: The Real Classic Star Trek!
  • Playing: Photoshop
  • Eating: Real Rocky Road Ice Cream
  • Drinking: Diet Coke
Forever's Log: 62796.0

I managed to watch a special screening of the New Star Trek film last night. I will say that thank god I watched it for free.

I will respect everyone who wants to see this film (and judge for yourself) and not spoil anything (YET). I will say I went into this with as much of an open mind as possible and I came away from it borderline between mildly to extremely disappointed/disgusted.

I have new found Hatred for J.J. Abrams, Alex Kurtzman, Roberto Orci who obviously didn't do enough homework on Star Trek. It's not to say that the film is not a good action movie. It's quite decent, but the source material is so badly disrespected. As I said NOT ENOUGH HOMEWORK went into this. It was watching a real bad Fan Fiction Script come to life. I'm just sorry that Leonard Nimoy endorsed this.

My reaction as the film ended, Those three Living Turds (Abrams, Kurtzman and Orci) just just spoon fed me Crunchy Bullshit and called it Rocky Road Ice cream. Sure I got some sweets from it, but I'm still eating Shit!

Anyways, as I said, see it and judge for yourself.
Peace!
-Tony

GOOD NEWS EVERYONE!!!!

Mon Apr 27, 2009, 10:41 AM
  • Mood: Happy
  • Listening to: Burn Halo
  • Reading: Playboy
  • Watching: Spider-Man 1967 Cartoon
  • Playing: Photoshop
  • Eating: Cinnamon Beers
  • Drinking: Diet Coke
Forever's Log: 62783.6

"GOOD NEWS EVERYONE" (Spoken in the Voice of Professor Hubert Farnsworth) I got Photoshop back on my computer. Now I just gotta find and upload the program disk to run my scanner.

ALL IS RIGHT WITH THE WORLD AGAIN!!!!

On to another topic......

I recently saw "Crank: High Voltage."
Now I'd give a much more detailed, slightly comical review but the words would do this movie no Justice.

This was the Greatest nonsensical Movie I've ever seen. 90 minutes of Cinematic Awesomeness. This is Sooooo getting a Spot on my Blu-Ray player. Just see this Movie!

Also saw a "Obsessed".
Ugh!!!! I want my money back!!!! I saw this Movie once before. It was called "The CRUSH". Also this is a Bizarro version of "FATAL ATTRACTION"!!!!

Beyoncé go back to singing. You have no business being an ACTRESS!!!! I kept expecting Ali Larter to to kick you in the face the same way you got kicked in the face in GOLDMEMBER.......The same 3 KICKS!!!!

Okay, My blood pressure is slowing down. Time to find that disk and go back to work. Later on it's Art work time!!!!!


Peace!
-Tony

Damn Virus Problems

Fri Apr 24, 2009, 3:41 PM
  • Mood: Frustrated
  • Listening to: Dishwalla
  • Reading: Playboy
  • Watching: Transporter 3
  • Playing: with FIRE
  • Eating: TIME
  • Drinking: Water!!!!
Forever's Log: 62778.7

Not going to be able to post any work for a while. Thanks to this nasty "catch a Virus every 7 years" trend, I had to get my hard drive wiped of everything. (good thing I have an external Hard Drive)But I ended up losing photoshop and I have to search for a disk program just to work the damn scanner.

I'm looking into new avenues to get photoshop back before I decide to have to pay an arm and a leg for it. My previous sources (or I should say so-called friends) are acting like childish hypocritical idiots. The Pot calling the kettle black sort of mentality.

Anyways, that is a pointless topic for me to vent about so I won't waist your time and mine. So I will say that hopefully I'll be back in running order in short time. (I hope) So to Mr.Majesty's request as well as some Classic Trek Characters, and some other stuff, that will be my first order of business when I get Photoshop back on.

Is there a good art program other than photoshop that I can acquire that wont cost my arm, Leg, my left nut, as well as 3/4 of my hair on my head?

I'm open to suggestions.


Peace
-Tony

My 1st Movie Review

Sun Feb 22, 2009, 7:39 PM
  • Mood: Happy
  • Listening to: AC/DC
  • Reading: Playboy
  • Watching: His Name was Jason
  • Playing: Mobsters on Myspace
  • Eating: TIME
  • Drinking: Water!!!!
Warning: Possible Spoilers Ahead! You've been warned!

Forever's Log: 62609.1

Just got home from Watching the new "Friday The 13th part Remake" just a couple of hours ago and I must say it wasn't all that bad. I do have some things I have to call McBullshit on. More on that later.

The Plot goes something like this:

Crystal Lake
Friday the 13th 1980.
Major Kira is taking a vacation from Deep Space Nine, suddenly snaps and starts killing camp counselors until she confronts the last one. As Kira is rambling on about how neglect from the Horny Counselors led to the drowning of her son Jason, The Final Girl chops off her head. (Sisko's going to be Pissed!!!!) All this happens in front of a young and very much alive Jason. (This Takes place in the first 2 minutes of the Movie)

Fast Forward 30 years: After we get 20 minutes Plot, Exposition and Killings, we fast forward again 6 more weeks!

Sam Winchester (without his brother Dean who died and went to Hell called "My Bloody Valentine.....in 3D") goes looking for his missing sister who went missing 6 weeks prior (Sam and Dean have a sister?). He bumps into Trent (the douche bag from "Transformers" who wouldn't let Megan Fox drive his truck in that film) and his friends: The Chick from "SkyHigh", Owen Wilson, Two Hot BLONDES, Chris Brown and Chewbacca the Wookie, who are going to a lake house for some Sex, Drugs and Liquor Debauchery.............................Until Jason Voorhees shows up and starts to lay the Slasher Smackdown on them!!!!

The Good:
-Story aspects of the first 4 Friday movies incorporated into the film. You'd really need to see those films to know what They Are. Plus some "Easter Eggs".

-If you're a fan of "Supernatural", this is the closest to seeing the Winchesters do battle with Jason. The only one missing is Dean Winchester and the Impala!

-Jason is a much more cunning and dangerous killing machine. It also helps that he's Human in this story. I think he's scary again. Jason even starts off with the sack on his head (From Part 2) and they show how he gets the trademark Hockey Mask. (which he gets in Part 3)

-The kills go from standard hack-n-slash to extremely gruesome. Two people in particular get the most horrible deaths that actually made me feel really bad for these characters. One almost borderline on Torture Porn which I am not a big fan of.

-Just as important, there is a LOT of Nudity and SEX in this movie!!!! Which you kinda need in a Friday Movie!

The Bad:

-One particular Kill that bordered on "Torture Porn" It took the "Sleeping Bag" death from part 7 to a whole new Degree.

-No Dean Winchester or the Impala!!!!

-There is absolutely no way in the universe that Jason would ever, EVER take a Prisoner! Regardless of the Circumstances.

-Not enough Ki, Ki, Ki, Ma, Ma, Ma. This is Jason's Theme song for crying out loud!!! Not to mention the score didn't sound like a Friday film.

-When did Jason become a grower of Marijuana? More importantly, when did he get a degree in Electrical Engineering?

Over All the movie didn't disappoint. Go Check it out. It's good for what it is.

What are you waiting for? CHECK IT OUT NOW!!!!
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YOU'RE STILL READING THIS?!!!!
ENOUGH McBULLSHIT ALREADY!!!! GO SEE THIS MOVIE!!!!
-T

Happy Holidays!

Thu Dec 25, 2008, 3:10 PM
  • Mood: Happy
  • Listening to: "Yippee Kiyay Mother Fucker"
  • Reading: Playboy
  • Watching: DIE HARD
  • Playing: Mobsters on Myspace
  • Eating: A T-Bone Steak Christmas!!!!
  • Drinking: Egg Nog!!!!
Forever's Log: 62450.0

Wanted to wish everyone out there a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year! Everyone have fun and Be safe.

As far as me. I am drawing but I keep finding myself getting distracted with different projects. It's a good thing I am on vacation.

What's got me distracted? I've always been a fan of Starship/Spaceship cutaways, so I've been going through a painstaking amount of research of set photos, CG images and other blueprints of the Enterprise (TOS & TMP) and putting together a cutaway of MadKoFish's Enterprise design. (or at least my thoughts of the interior)

In honor of the Late Majel Barret, I'm drawing a Nurse Chapel to join my TOS crew.

That and a whole lot more.

Anyways, everyone take care and enjoy the last few days of 2008.

-T

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