He SUCKS!!!!

Mr.Tony's Log: 65292.6 (Warning, Foul Language runs a muck again)

I've read this three different titles on this New, BOLD (my ASS) version of Superman
Spanning Action Comics, Superman and Justice League and have come to the conclusion that he's a pompous bully. A e-mo jerk and an Unrelatable DICK.  He is SO NOT Superman that I refuse to acknowledged him as such. From this day fourth he will be known as ASSHOLE ANDY ARMAGEDDON or AAA for short

I didn't realize superdickery.com was used as reference for this CRAP!!!!

Action Comics #1:
Establishes him as BULLY!!!! In my eyes he's no different than the criminal he terrorized into admitting his crimes. As the police try to arrest him he arrogantly runs his mouth off like a frat boy. Later while disguised as "Harry Potter" we learn that his answer to spousal abuse is to severely injure that asshole by throwing him out a window into a river. Nice Job Andy! I expect Batman to behave like this. Personally I was happy to see his ASS get captured at the end of this stupid book. I just wish that train trap Lex Luthor used impaled his ass so I didn't have to continue reading Grant Morrison's new take or read Rags Morales' ignorant stupid opinions in the next issue

Action Comics #2:  
Luthor is a xenophobe asshole scientist (yawn) bent on getting information out of Andy. S&M Torture ensues. Andy manages to break free and in "TRUE" Superman fashion threatens to break Lex's neck if he doesn't tell him where his cape is.  John Corbin is given "great" motivation to deal with Andy in a future encounter.

Justice League #1 & 2
Off screen Andy has battled a Parademon. The Batman attempts to speak to him while Green Dumb-Ass decides to handle him which leads to a Triple A ass kicking of Green Door-knob as Andy inquires what Dark Knight can do.

Thanks to Stupid 90's style writing, The Batman (who in his own titles is portrayed as a competent and compassionate hero) decides instead of just talking to Andy, futilely throw his entire arsenal at him. Andy quickly subdues him and threatens Batman to talk before he will not be able to. Way to Go "Cool hand" Andy!!!!
Green Gob-stopper continues to show why Abin Sur made a great choice in picking this stupid ass to replace him by further pissing off Andy. Soon the Flash makes things worse while The Batman remembers that he is written by smarter people, finally calms Andy down.

Superman #1 & #2
Set five years after Action Comics.  Aside from Andy wearing that stupid suit of Armor the main story is intriguing until I read a caption in #1 telling me I have to read STORMWATCH #1 in order to understand things here.  Much like that Bullshit JJ Abrams "Star Trek"  If I have to read another title in order to understand what is going on in another book YOU HAVE FAILED as a creator and in LIFE!!!!

Andy is an Emo twit pretending to be Clark Kent and Superman. Lois is a casual sex WHORE, her father is once again a xenophobe cocksucker. YAWN!!!!

Aside from my annoyance I find the story in Superman more engaging than Action Comics. Because I'm an idiot, I am going to continue to see where this goes.

Thoughts on those involved
-George Perez: you get a free pass from my wrath. Your just following orders from Dumb-Ass Didido
-Jim Lee: Your Art is your ONLY saving grace
-Geoff Johns: Your an Over-rated Idiot!!!!
-Grant Morrison: I sense you falling into Frank Miller Land!
-Rags Morales: SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH!!!!
-Dan Didido: GO TO HELL!!!!

-Mr.Tony: Waiting for Superman to Return!!!!